Excuse-me my Brain just Farted.

If you have ever had the displeasure of meeting me in real life then you'll know I am to total loser.

So it wouldn't be a surprise for you to know that I totes loves Kate Middleton and have been reading with interest about her renovation of Kensington_Palace. Ben Pentreath is reported to be at over seeing the project and to be honest it's such a non story that the paper seems to be more concerned about the Pentreath relationships than the design. Honestly Daily Mail, stop thinking about sex for one fucking second you slimy pricks!

Any way, the article goes on to drop every British related interior reference they can think of, even mentioning Farrow & Ball like three times, and claiming that someone somewhere said he was the new Nicky Haslam. Nicky Haslam?! PLEASE! That's the guy who does the zebra prints for footballers wives this guys is an aspiring David Hicks Fucksake...

He also said he's inspired by Sir Terrence Conran which is super plain to see in his website. Talk about man who has his savvy lifestyle brand down pat. I'm not knocking it but you can see the comparisons.

To conclude, there's nothing to report, blah blah blah blah...